Ford Finscéal

Who will be the next to give us an update on their family? I like Kevin's idea of belittling family members into feeling shame and guilt until they bend to the will of the masses and give in...but thats just little old me. Pat Dean sends his regards from prison where he is sharing a suite with a gentleman named "Cupcake." The Diletti's haven't posted anything yet while my sister decides on what she will call herself in the photo's. Tom is also waiting for his wife to change her name to "Xena " and to start wearing that leather ensemble. Dad and Joan are off to Vietnam. I'm starting the rumor that if they like Asia enough they will get the continent tattooed on their buttocks. And yes I will move and not forward my address for fear of reprisals. Rob

There's only one natural death and even that's Bedcide Death by over-seasoning:Herbicide Death by annoyance:Pesticide Death by burning:Firecide Death by falling:Cliffcide Death by hiking:Trailcide Death by drowning:Rivercide,Lakecide, Oceancide Death by puking :Curbcide Death by boredom:Domesticide Death by surprise:Backside Death by a blow to the head:Upcide Death by delirious voting:Rightcide Death by hounding:Leftside Death through war :Theircide & Ourcide Death by decision:Decide Death in Quebec:Plebicide Death by error:Wrongcide Death by nature:Outcide Death by insult:Topcide Death from laughter:Splitcide Death by confusion:Whosecide Death by an overdose on mushrooms:Fungicide

One of these pictures is of our family (without Graham) in Sept. in Tofino, BC. The other is of Graham and Krystal with their puppy. Brian and I moved to Alberta when we were married in 1977. We have four 'children'. Keith, 27 lives in Australia and works for the Wilderness Society saving forests and the like. He is very happy there and I fear he may not come 'home'. He has been there for about 5 years and the worst case scenario is that he start a family way down under and I never get to see my grandchildren. Initially he assured me that wouldn't happen, but may need to backpedal to the nearest slippery slope of over-analysis and inconvenient admissions. I think he may stay. Graham, 25 lives in Edmonton with his girlfriend, Krystal and their two dogs. I really wish he'd marry Krystal because she is the absolute most any guy could ask for and will be an awesome mother to my grandchildren. Anyways, as an example of a point I may make later, this oversight is easi