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Uncle John's friend read this at his wake,John was one of the authors

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There's only one natural death and even that's Bedcide

Death by over-seasoning:Herbicide
Death by annoyance:Pesticide
Death by burning:Firecide
Death by falling:Cliffcide
Death by hiking:Trailcide
Death by drowning:Rivercide,Lakecide, Oceancide
Death by puking :Curbcide
Death by boredom:Domesticide
Death by surprise:Backside
Death by a blow to the head:Upcide
Death by delirious voting:Rightcide
Death by hounding:Leftside
Death through war :Theircide & Ourcide
Death by decision:Decide
Death in Quebec:Plebicide
Death by error:Wrongcide
Death by nature:Outcide
Death by insult:Topcide
Death from laughter:Splitcide
Death by confusion:Whosecide
Death by an overdose on mushrooms:Fungicide

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Vera Wood said…
These could introduced as Gary Larson's Death from the 'Far Side' and read by the fireside.
14 March 2007 at 01:23
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