One evening a few years ago , John called me up after returning from the pub.I knew immediately that he had had a few.The conversation went like this ,
John - I wanted to let you know that I think I met my asassin
Kevin - Ok you have my attention , what are talking about
J-You know Peter who lives in my building
K- I think so why
J - Well I was down at the pub and he came in and saw me there and sat down at the table.He started going into this rant about Jews and I told him to get away from me and leave my table ( I edited that)
K- and
J- He just stared at me and after a while moved to another table but continued to stare at me.I finally hopped on my scooter and came home.I wanted you to know for when they find my body , you know who did it!
John - I wanted to let you know that I think I met my asassin
Kevin - Ok you have my attention , what are talking about
J-You know Peter who lives in my building
K- I think so why
J - Well I was down at the pub and he came in and saw me there and sat down at the table.He started going into this rant about Jews and I told him to get away from me and leave my table ( I edited that)
K- and
J- He just stared at me and after a while moved to another table but continued to stare at me.I finally hopped on my scooter and came home.I wanted you to know for when they find my body , you know who did it!
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